He had this startled look on his face (only second to mine). He somehow froze in place. There are some things you will never recover from.

He assured me that was the only quirky thing about him. As soon as he said that, I knew there was more.

He reminded me of a turtle on his back. I kept holding my glass of beer close to my mouth so he couldn't see my church giggles.

I learn that this customer has a son. Ironically, the tables turn as he is doing the sales job on me regarding his son.