Mahalo Sugar Daddy!

I went on vacation with a friend and we hit Maui which was SO super cool.  While we were staying at our hotel, everyone said – you must check out the Four Seasons down the beach.  The paparazzi hang out there all day and there is always a celebrity there.  Right up my alley!

We get to the Four Seasons and post up at the outside bar.  It was awesome and a scene for sure.  We were chatting up the bartender learning all about Oprah and Steven Tyler who live on the island.  I loved all of the stories and our eyes were peeled for action.

An older gentleman sits beside my friend at this bar.  My friend has been out of the dating scene for a while but I could tell it was no accident that he was at the bar solo, he was looking to make some new friends.

He starts chatting us up and he was leading with his money.  He has a couple of places in San Diego, a couple of places in Maui and many different businesses.  He was definitely trying to impress us.  He asked us if he could take us to dinner and dancing, old school.  I told him I appreciated the offer but we have a super busy schedule.

He then said, well, at least let me buy you girls a drink.  Now we are talking!  He asked what we would like.  I sized up what he was drinking and felt confident it was a great glass of wine.  I said, we will have what you are having.

I was absolutely right, a great glass of wine.  We toast our new friend!

After the toast, he asks us if we know that Costco sells wine.  I was like, um, yes, we know that.  He said, you know, there is a great wine there called (wait for it), menage a trois?  Now, I immediately know what he is implying.  It took my friend a bit longer.  She starts going on about how it is only 10 bucks, etc etc.

Finally, Romeo says to us, do you know menage a trois stands for something other than WINE??

I start cracking up and ask him how long he had been waiting to use that line?  I felt pretty confident this was not the first time.

I say, no thanks, but, we appreciate the wine.  Meanwhile, a random girl posts up next to me.  She was there by herself and I could tell she wanted to talk to us.  So, we start a conversation.  I was very intrigued about a girl going to Four Seasons by herself on a Saturday night in Maui.

She begins by telling me this was her first drink in two years.  Naively, I say, oh, you took a break?  She said, you could say that, I have been in prison for a year and a half.  HUH?

Shocked, I needed to know more.  I said, what were you in for?  She said she is a pharmacist on Maui and was stealing prescription pain killers.  They set up a sting operation and caught her on video.  So, she spent a year and a half in prison, a half year in a halfway house, and here she is.

She had so many stories about prison that I couldn’t believe it and she just kept calling me a good Midwestern girl.

Finally, I said, so, being a local, what brings you to Four Seasons on a Saturday night?  She said, oh, that is easy, I am looking for a Sugar Daddy! (gasp).

I say, have I got the guy for you.  I then introduce the girl on my right to the Sugar Daddy who bought us drinks.  The Universe just makes me laugh.  I delivered her a Sugar Daddy on a silver platter.

By the time we were leaving, the two were arm in arm.  A match made in heaven.

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Lesson learned?  There is a lid for every pot.