Now, that's an update!

I feel like this one needs its very own post. This was found on a dating website. It was under the section where you can describe yourself. I wish I could see your face when you get to the end because I never saw it coming either!

I first took this at face value. However, since I have shown it to a couple of people, there is a different school of thought as well. Others think that perhaps he went to the bathroom and left his phone on the table and his buddies changed his profile? Maybe he doesn't know it was updated?

Well, if it is at face value, good for them. If it isn't, I should have swiped right!

Lesson learned? We will never know. And keep an eye out for updates!