World Traveler?

The people misrepresenting themselves on dating websites have really dialed it up a notch these days. I can tell by the vague information and the stock photos in their profile. Here is my latest exchange with one of these fools.

Benjamin: Hello, how are you doing?

Sue: You live in Singapore? (not where he said he lived when we matched, it said Chicago). Sorry, didn't realize you were so far away. Good luck to you.

Benjamin: No. I live in Chicago. Currently I am in Syria, I work under Nato as an orthopedic.

Sue: Well, Syria is also too far!

Benjamin: I am not staying here forever. I am coming back to US in less than 2 months.

Sue: Where do you live in the city? (test #1, this will be a short test)

Benjamin: Elgin, Chicago

Sue: Elgin isn't in Chicago. You scammer's need to do a better job of knowing geography. You will never get a local girl to fall for it.

Benjamin: You are a big fool, go check your map well or go back to school. You ugly smelling chicken sh**. (OMG, hilarious)

Sue: Elgin is in Illinois, not Chicago dummy. This isn't even a fair fight. Buy bye!

Sue: Oh wait, unless you want me to send you some money before we depart?

I blocked him and called it a day.

Lesson Learned? When you find yourself calling strangers names on dating websites, step away from the computer. You need a break!